"Gary from the Stern Show on DFTL"

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MARIE BLANCHARD IS NAMED MISS HOWARD TV FOR JUNE 2009



Photo courtesy Howard TV

Marie Blanchard has been selected as Miss Howard TV June 2009 for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand subscription video on demand channel. Originally from Haiti, the stunning 5’8” model/actress now lives in Pittsburgh where she also co-owns a construction company. She has both a boyfriend and a girlfriend, the latter of which happily joined Marie in the studio during her interview on the Howard Stern Show and they couldn’t take their hands off each other. Seemingly shy, Marie loves to go to clubs dressed in provocative outfits; she prefers standing on top of the speakers and dancing with the other hot girls to fend off the hoards of men that always hit on her. When asked by Howard about her first lesbian experience, Marie obliged with a detailed description of her first steamy encounter. She said she used to be a good girl, to which Howard replied, “Now you are a bad girl.”

Marie’s goal is to be an actress and she has already had some small roles in the movies Zach and Miri Make a Porno with Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, Kill Point with Donny Wahlberg, the upcoming Sorority Row with Rumor Willis and She’s Out of My League.

She met her current girlfriend at a club when she was wearing a hot fire engine red dress. When Howard suggested that perhaps she doesn’t need the boyfriend anymore, they both answered, “No way. He owns nightclubs and restaurants and besides…he’s a really good cook.”



Marie Blanchard’s studio interview can be seen only on Howard TV On Demand. She will also host the monthly preview show during June. Marie is also profiled with photos, blogs and a webcast on www.howard.tv/MissHowardTV. Howard TV On Demand is a subscription video on demand channel available only on digital cable in the United States and Canada.

Interview with Johnny Fratto by Shabooty


Shabooty: Do you like being called a mobster, or being affiliated with the mafia life?
Johnny Fratto: It’s part of my heritage and part of my pedigree. It’s something that existed before I existed. I been around all of that and read about it before the time I was a little kid. I know guys that are “real guys”, I know guys that pretend to be real guys… it’s all the same: there’s good people and there’s bad people. I don’t believe it exists the way people believe it exists anymore. Maybe 25 years ago it was like that, but I think it’s still pretty much over. On a mob networking level, that doesn’t exist anymore. I am the Paris Hilton of the mafia, I haven’t done anything, yet somehow I seem to be the guy that’s always in the light.

How does a mob guy have such a good sense of humor?
Where I come from ya laugh to keep from crying. Along with all the good stuff, there was a lot of bad stuff. My father died when I was pretty young. I lost a brother in a plane crash with Rocky Marciano a year later. [When it comes to a sense of humor], everyone in my family has it in common. Gotta kinda laugh through all of this stuff, or you will go nuts.

How did you first get hooked up with The Howard Stern Show?
I had gone on the Howard Stern Show - it was kinda an accident. I was in NYC to unveil a motorcycle. [Beverly Hills Choppers] was doing a promotion with Warner Bros. KC [Armstrong - fmr. producer on the Howard Stern Show], was going to come on the show [while in NY doing work for BHC]. We pretty much on accident became guests on the Stern show, because KC wasn’t there.

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Captain Janks addicted to not showing up

Stern Wack Packer Being Sued
New York – May 22, 2009: Howard Stern Wack Packer Thomas "Captain Janks" Cipriano is being sued by more than one bar, restaurant and club in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware for accepting payment for appearances and then not showing up to make those appearances. The Captain’s claim to infamy are his prank phone calls to TV newscasters following various air crashes and other national tragedies, then mentioning the Stern show and/or shouting "Baba Booey" over the CNN, MSNBC and ABC airwaves.

Janks recently explained the situation to Stern and his audience, blaming his no-shows on "struggles with addiction."

According to Examiner.com, former "MadTV" cast member, best-selling book author and current Stern sidekick Artie Lange may be enabling Janks via an act of kindness. The star of "Beer League" has agreed to help out the Captain by performing a benefit comedy show to raise money to pay restitution to those suing Janks.



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"Mancow Waterboard" by redlasso.com

Check out this Redlasso Clip titled "Mancow Waterboard"

Howard's 'old friend' is cutting edge! hahaha

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Richard Christy appears in Rolling Stone

Howard Stern Prankster Richard Christy Returns to Metal Roots

Howard Stern fans know him as Rod Stiffington, a practitioner of practical jokes willing to endure Brazilian waxes and nationally televised same-sex make-out sessions, all for the benefit of the show. But heavy metal fans have been following Richard Christy’s work for years, since he punished his drumkit for the likes of Death, Incantation, and Iced Earth, long before he joined Stern’s menagerie of merry misfits. And this summer, Christy plans to return to his first love.

Earlier this week, Metal Blade Records inked a deal with Christy’s latest project, Charred Walls of the Damned. Christy has been writing material for the band’s debut album for months, and will hit the studio with his former roommate and metal producer du jour Jason Suecof (God Forbid, Black Dahlia Murder, Trivium) to record the set, which is slated for release this fall.
Despite his penchant for tomfoolery, Christy says Charred Walls of the Damned’s self-titled debut will be as serious a metal album as they come, and he’s assembled an all-star lineup. In addition to producing, Suecof will play guitar on the album, while former Death, Autopsy and Iced Earth member Steve Digiorgio will handle bass. Providing vocals will be another of his former Iced Earth bandmates, Tim “Ripper” Owens, who is perhaps best known for his work with Judas Priest during the late 1990s.

The name of the band, he says, was inspired by his unrelenting assault on various Christian swap-and-shop radio hosts. Christy says one of them caught on to his larks, and lambasted the drummer and his cohort, Sal Governale, on the air, saying he wanted to “see you sitting beside us there, at the marriage supper of the lamb, saved by God’s grace and not in a Devil’s hell, where you’d be putting your nails into charred walls of the damned.”

“Right away, Sal looked at me and said, ‘That would make a great name for your band,’ ” Christy says. “I Googled it, and sure enough, there were no bands called that and nothing close to that, so, that was it.”

Christy, who hopes to tour with Charred Walls of the Damned this fall, tells Rolling Stone that he’s always known he’d return to heavy metal, and about a year ago, began writing material for Charred Walls.

“I got inspired when I did a Howard TV drumming special, and it was really cool,” he recalls. “They filmed a lot of new footage of me doing drum solos, and I wrote an original song. They started playing it on [Sirius’ defunct metal station] Hard Attack, and I started getting emails from people saying they really liked it, so I was like, ‘Man, maybe I should keep writing some tunes.’ ”

He missed metal, and says he’d attend concerts in New York. “I’d hang out with a lot of my friends who I used to tour with,” Christy says, which made him recall the “good old days when I used to be on tour.” But he didn’t want to release a solo LP. “I always wanted it to be a band concept,” he says. “I wrote the skeleton of the songs, the riffs, the drum parts, some of the vocal melodies, and I’ll get together with Jason, and we’ll fine tune that. I like having several hands in the pot, and I think that always just helps to make things even better.”

Christy says he’ll be flying down to Suecof’s Audiohammer Studios in Florida on weekends, starting in July, to record the disc. “Because of my job with the Stern show, my time is really limited, and we’re going to have to do a marathon studio run with this album and get it done pretty quickly,” he says. “Just pound out the songs.”

For his second album, though, he’s hoping for some guest appearances — not from Artie Lange or Bababooey, but some of his favorite drummers. Christy said he’d like to get 15 or 20 of his idols in one room, to record “this crazy, instrumental drum song.” The tunes he has crafted are based on his life experiences, he says. “I have a song called ‘Blood on Wood’ that’s about this time I was rehearsing, playing drums, and I popped this blood blister and my drum stick was covered in blood,” Christy says.

While he’s not so sure his boss is going to love the record, he does think Charred Walls of the Damned will attract metal and hard rock fans alike.

“I tried to put everything in there, and not have any kind of limitations,” he says. “There’s blast beats, and super fast double bass, but there’s also real slow, dirge-type parts. I didn’t think about what style I wanted it to be, I just want it to be metal. Fans of death metal will be into it, because its super heavy, but it’s also melodic, so if you’re into Iron Maiden, you’ll like it. I don’t want to classify it. I just wanted to write something that was really heavy, but catchy, like some of the early ’90s death metal, like Dismember and Morbid Angel. I want people to remember every song after they hear it.”

Adam Carolla does Greg Fitzsimmons

The next guest on Greg's show will be returning guest, Adam Carolla - Mon., May 18th @ 9pm PST/Midnight EST (May 19)

You can also follow Greg on Twitter at twitter.com/gregfitzshow

The Greg Fitzsimmons show only on Howard 101

Kidd Chris returns to radio

Kidd Chris will be returning to radio via the internet. It will be streaming from his website and shoutcast starting May 26th from 3:00 - 5:00 PM (EST)

kiddshow.com

Thanks AmCat for the info

Chaunce Hayden doing show out of basement

For 18 years, Chaunce Hayden was a part of the Howard Stern family. However, in 2004 that relationship came to an end when Hayden and Stern had a falling out when the infamous gossip reporter made front page headlines for his involvement in alleged shady stock trades involving Stern and Sirius Satellite radio. Everyone was cleared of any wrong doing, but when the smoke cleared, Hayden was banned from the show for life.
So what's Chaunce doing these days you ask? Take a look at the link below. It seems the former show regular has a little show of his own going on in his basement! Hayden, who publishes New Jersey based Steppin' Out magazine is now video taping smokin' hot babes (again.. in his basement) taking it off and getting down and dirty.
It may not be as interesting as Artie sleeping during the show or Beth O promoting another "save a dog" charity event. But definitely worth taking a look. Tissues not included.
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Howardshrine.com presents: Who said this?

“What a genius. I’m going to sit there and listen to this. Please. Just tell me how much cock you can suck and how far you can swallow a hot dog. That’s what I want to know. I mean, really. How dare you?”

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BabaBooey's First Pitch 5-9-09

Eric the Midget says, Enough is Enough

Blue Iris is Dead

From wikipedia. It has her dying yesterday.

Blue Iris, (January 21, 1947–May 8, 2009)[1] Also known as Ellen Niermer Pinsky was from Burbank, California, performed in "granny porn", and guest-hosted the Howard 100 program Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez. She rode the Sybian on April 6, 2006, and sidelines as a stand-up comic who performs weekly with her comedy troupe 'The Ding Dong Show'. She reportedly had shock therapy in her 20s which she blames for her many ailments. Iris's popular catch phrases (used during Stern Show prank phone calls) include "I love a black cock", "Can I put my finger in your ass?", "This is better than rejuvenation", "I'm getting myself hot!", "I'm wearing a negligee", "I'm massaging my breasts", "Black girls, Black girls" and "Hurry up sonny, I've got a hot shit in the chamber!"

Her first Stern Show appearance occurred on February 4, 2004, but was not until Stern's show went to Sirius Satellite Radio in 2006 when Iris finally gained Wack Packer status. On October 18, 2006, Artie Lange engaged in a ten second French kiss on-camera with Blue Iris, to settle a bet made with pro wrestler Chris Kanyon when the New York Yankees failed to advance past the New York Mets in the 2006 Major League Baseball playoffs. On January 30, 2007 "Howard 100 News" (on Howard Stern Sirius channel 100) reported that Iris was hospitalized after suffering a stroke. On January 31, 2007 she called Stern's show to explain that she was experiencing weakness on her left side, as well as impaired verbal and math skills. In 2008 she had a 7 pound tumor removed from one of her ovaries. In April 2009 she suffered a heart attack which left her braindead. She died on May 8th.

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thanks to Artie's Talkin' Gut for the info

Howardshrine.net hottie needs your help

One of the Shrine's hot chicks, Kaelyn Landers aka Porn Queen is trying to be voted Miss High Times. Vote and vote often. Really cool chick.





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RIP Blue Iris from Kaelyn and all of her fans and friends at howardshrine.net, home of the True Fans of Stern

Lisa G Dating Game

HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS!

LISA LAMPANELLI IS SPREADING THE LOVE! HOPEFULLY, LISA G WILL CATCH IT!

On Monday, May 11th, the Queen of Mean will be playing cupid for Howard 100 newswoman Lisa G when she conducts the "Lisa G Dating Game," on her next one-hour special on Howard 101. Since Lisa has finally found love of her own, she will fix up her friend with men she believes to be the caliber fit to date her favorite Jewish princess.

If you are male and have the desire to woo Lisa G and potentially win her heart -- or at least a date -- send an e-mail to DateLisa@sirius-radio.com. Please include your name, age, cell phone number, a photo, and a few sentences stating why you
are interested in dating Lisa G. A very few lucky men will be chosen to compete for her heart.

Contestants must be available to come into the Sirius Satellite Radio studios in New York City for the taping on Monday, May 11th, at 7 p.m. EDT.

Hope to hear from all you red-blooded males out there. And good luck!



For more info on Lisa, including her entire schedule, go to http://www.InsultComic.com

Comedian Robert Schimmel Arrested in Assault Case

Comedian Robert Schimmel Arrested in Assault Case

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: May 2, 2009
Filed at 8:20 p.m. ET

CALABASAS, Calif. (AP) -- Standup comic Robert Schimmel has been arrested on suspicion of beating his wife.

Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. Jay Royal says the 59-year-old comedian was taken into custody early Saturday after an alleged fight at his home in Calabasas.

Schimmel was booked in the county jail for investigation of spousal assault. He was later released on $50,000 bail.

A call seeking comment from Schimmel's agent was not immediately returned.

The comedian has been a frequent guest on Conan O'Brien's TV show and on Howard Stern's radio program. His 2008 memoir ''Cancer on $5 a Day'' chronicles his battle with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.



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Mary Carey Out & About - May 1st..



Artie Lange at Old Westbury Capitol Theater - You lost me at "I'm drinking your mother's cunt juice."

by I. Humphrey
IgnatsHumphrey@aol.com

When I lecture abroad at the finest universities on various Stern related nomenclature I frequently field inquiries regarding Artie Lange's skills or lack thereof as a stand-up comedian. As a Stern scholar it always pained me to have to admit I was unable to speak from first-hand knowledge. In future, I will be qualified to expound in minute detail upon this topic.

By pure serendipity I received two comp tickets to attend Artie Lange's appearance at the Westbury Capitol Theater on Long Island, New York for Friday, May 1, 2009. I was on the fence about leaving my suite at the Sherry Netherlands for such a declasse event, but was persuaded to attend by the inclusion of VIP parking, and admission to the theater's VIP club. With the Swine Flu going around I had to make sure I could distance myself from the riffraff.

Upon arrival, I was surprised to see the large turnout Artie Lange had generated. The theater was packed. In fact, Artie had about the same-sized audience as his same-sized doppelgänger Arethra Franklin who performed at the theater several weeks earlier. However, Artie's fans were much scarier, smellier, worse-dressed, and drunker than Arethra's. 

The opening act was Cherry Hill, New Jersey comedian Joe Matarese. I found myself smiling more than laughing at Joe's performance. The Capitol Theater is a theater-in-the-round, which probably makes it a harder place to perform, plus the crowd was there for Artie and frequently interrupted Joe with Artie's battle cry of "Fire!" Joe did well with the crowd until he tried to interest them in buying his Cd. He said, "I need to sell these Cd's because Artie makes $80,000 and I only make $9." Personally, I think they're both overpaid. I heard general seating was priced around $65, which is insane unless it came with surf and turf, free drinks, and bj's from Stacey in the parking lot.

Around 9pm the ground started trembling, and a low rumble reminiscent of a buffalo stampede could be heard in the distance. I turned to see Artie bounding down the stairs towards the round stage, huffing and puffing like a hairy mammoth. The crowd got to their feet, half in tribute, and half in preparation to make a quick escape in case the dangerous, out-of-control, humongous, comedy juggernaut lurched in their direction.

Artie's act can best be described with food related terminology. His act is a combination of leftovers, and Hungarian goulash. Leftovers, because much of his act is recycled bits and pieces from his contributions to The Howard Stern Show. Goulash, because his act is a stew of anecdotes from his various self-abuses -- drugs, food, alcohol, and prostitutes. This is supposed to appeal to the audiences collective sympathies, and cast him as the prototypical average Joe. Unfortunately, it often comes across as sad, pathetic, and depressing. Which is exactly what most audiences go to comedy shows to forget. But then again this is a Howard Stern audience with a perverted appetite for humiliation in all it's gory. 

Of course there are always those in the audience, commonly known as hecklers, who wish to not only witness humiliation, and self-denigration, but to participate in it as well. The best example of this occurred when someone shouted, "Artie, what are you drinking?" Artie replied, "I'm drinking your mother's cunt juice." Considering the fact that Artie views himself as heir-apparent to the genius of departed comedic legends John Belushi and Jackie Gleason, I somehow expected more from him.  Masochism has it's limits, even for an intrepid reporter, and mine was 20-minutes of the comedic-stylings of Artie Lange. I have no idea how the rest of his show went, because I beat a hasty retreat back to the comforts of Manhattan, a fireplace, and a snifter of Courvoisier.

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, may your Cognac never wreak of cunt juice, beyaaatch!"


The Howard Stern Porno DVD Release Party at Pink Cabaret

The Howard Stern Porno DVD Release Party at Pink Cabaret
By Niki D'Andrea in Events
Thursday, Apr. 30 2009 @ 10:27AM

Even with all his self-professed shortcomings, shock jock Howard Stern was bound to be tied to a porno movie someday. And while the "Howard Stern Porno" doesn't actually star Stern, it does feature actors in Stern masks having sex in the DJ's chair at his old WXRK studios, before he moved to Sirius satellite radio.

Of course, that footage was supposed to have been destroyed or lost long ago. Word on the street is when Stern got wind of the footage (all shot by Stern wack packer Cabbie, prior to his being banned from Stern's show in 2007), he was really upset and tried to block the release of the footage.

Epic fail for Stern. The footage survived, and is now being released on DVD in the "Howard Stern Porno" by none other Taryn It Up Productions, run by porn star and Valley resident Taryn Thomas. The DVD release party at Pink Cabaret on Wednesday, April 29, marked the first release by Thomas' production company, and featured a slew of notables.

The club itself is very posh -- two floors, granite counter tops, tons of big screen plasma TVs, comfy leather furniture, and mirrors everywhere. The setting was fitting for some of the biggest names in the adult film industry and the local entertainment business. As countless big-busted babes shook their asses on stage to everything from Snoop Dogg to My Chemical Romance, the VIPs lived up to their acronyms.

First, there was Edge 103.9 DJ Tim Virgin, who is never one to miss a party that features booze and boobs. Virgin spent most of the night at the bar, mingling with busty blondes.

Of course, Thomas herself was also in attendance, looking stunning in a classic little black dress and chatting it up with her many admirers. She was accompanied by British porn sensation Poppy Morgan, who was sporting a slinky, $450 dress.

The legendary Ron Jeremy was also in attendance, hanging out in the VIP area and watching the strippers intently. Jeremy's a very hands-on guy, and he probably got more booby in hand than any of the men in the club who were shelling out for lap dances. Even the dudes love Ron Jeremy -- several men came up to him and said, "You're the man." (Interesting and tangential aside -- Jeremy plays the harmonica quite well).

Ironically, the man who shot the footage for the "Howard Stern Porno," Cabbie, was also at the club, but pretty much invisible all night. He spent the early part of the evening hidden near the DJ booth, and had disappeared into the estrogen ether by midnight. The only quote we got from Cabbie (way earlier in the day) was, "I told Howard Stern to go fuck himself."

Pink Cabaret was pretty packed by midnight, and dollar bills began raining down from the balcony and onto the stage. And although Ron Jeremy was the super-wallflower, sitting in a booth with fans approaching him all night, Thomas was definitely the star of the show, followed by fans wherever she went.
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Captain Janks lands in jail



North Wales comedian and Howard Stern Show regular Captain. Janks -- a.k.a. Thomas M. Cipriano -- is in a Montgomery County prison on accusations of standing up businesses who paid him in advance for performances he never gave. (AP Photos/Courtesy of the Howard Stern Show)




It looks like the jokes have come to an end for Capt. Janks of Howard Stern radio show fame -- at least until he gets out of jail.

The comedian has been accused of standing up businesses that paid him in advance for performances he never gave, and he has been in the Montgomery County Prison in Norristown since last week.

Capt. Janks, whose real name is Thomas M. Cipriano, 43, of North Wales, Montgomery County, turned himself in last Thursday to face charges in Bucks and Montgomery counties.

Court records show he appeared before three district judges before being committed to Montgomery County's jail after not posting bail in the three cases.



Capt. Janks was part of the "Wack Pack," a group of regulars who appear on Stern's satellite radio show. According to the show's Web site, Capt. Janks began appearing on the show in 1989 and had a farewell appearance Dec. 1, 2005.

He made a name for himself by making prank calls to radio and television shows and slipping in a Howard Stern reference before the hosts caught on and hung up.

Howard Stern gave Capt. Janks a chance to defend himself against allegations that he fraudulently accepted appearance fees during a phone interview on the show Feb. 23. A summary of the interview is on the show's Web site and its title, "The Oxy Made Him Do It," is mentioned in one of the arrest affidavits.

The Web site says that Capt. Janks told Stern he "had addiction problems" with prescription painkillers, but he got out of a drug rehabilitation facility that day and planned to move into a sober house.

Capt. Janks refers to himself as the "King of Phoney, Phoney Phone Calls" and helped popularize the phrase "Baba Booey," a reference to Stern's producer.

State police at Dublin did not identify Cipriano as Capt. Janks in its news release.

The news release said Cipriano is a comedian who was paid to perform at the Indian Rock Inn in Upper Black Eddy in late October last year but never showed up. The inn, located along the Delaware River in Bridgeton Township, Bucks County, filed a complaint with state police Dec. 1.

Owner Tom Schweder said Cipriano solicited him for the gig and requested advance payment of $350. Schweder said he also paid two musicians to support for Cipriano's routine and advertised the event. He attracted an audience that left disappointed.

"It made us look like stupid fools," Schweder said. "His Web site says he's retired and is going to make restitution. ... Six months of washing dishes here ought to get him out from under us."

Schweder said he is scheduled to attend Cipriano's preliminary hearing at 11:15 a.m. Monday at District Judge M. Kay Dubree's office in Bridgeton Township. Cipriano was arraigned by Dubree on theft by deception and theft by unlawful taking charges after he turned himself in last Thursday. He did not post bail -- 10 percent of $8,000. State police said he was taken to Montgomery County to face similar charges.

Court records show he was arraigned on theft charges filed by the police departments in Cheltenham and Plymouth townships. Bail in both of those cases was set at $2,500.

An arrest affidavit in the Cheltenham Township case alleges Cipriano received $350 from the Edgehill Tavern in December for an appearance Feb. 20, which based on the interview with Howard Stern was a date he spent in drug rehab.

According to other published reports, Cipriano was arrested in New Jersey earlier this year under similar circumstances. Schweder said state police told him there are are about a dozen incidents under investigation.

A message on the Cipriano's Web site, www.captainjanks.tk says, "Captain Janks' tour has been cancelled for '09 due to personal issues. He has been in rehab, and is also dealing with medical and personal issues. He has lost everything…. He apologizes to all the fans, and clubs he has been booked at to do shows, and will be in touch with those places in the near future to reschedule or refund deposits. Again, he apologizes, and is officially retired from the business. Thank you to all for the support."



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BECKY WUNDER IS NAMED MISS HOWARD TV FOR MAY 2009



Photo courtesy Howard TV

Becky Wunder has been selected as Miss Howard TV May 2009 for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand (HTV) subscription video on demand channel. Becky is already a familiar face to HTV fans as she's currently a featured competitor on HTV's series Strip Beer Pong which is playing throughout May. She is from Quakertown, PA but now lives in New York city where she is a massage girl at Rick’s Cabaret. Becky was crowned Miss Hawaiian Tropic for Pennsylvania and competed in the national pageant. She was also a Bada Bing girl on HBO’s The Sopranos and has appeared in several Playboy issues like “Sexy Girls Next Door.”

Becky’s great body is a result of her rigorous workouts including getting some exercise on a stripper pole that she has in her apartment. She loves working with the girls of Rick’s Cabaret and spends time outside of work with many of her co-workers. She told Howard Stern on his radio show about a wild encounter she had with one of them in the back of a NYC taxi.



Becky studio appearance can only be seen on Howard TV On Demand. She is also hosting the monthly preview show for the entire month of May, 2009. Becky and previous spokes-models are also profiled on http://www.howard.tv/missHowardTV. Howard TV On Demand is a subscription video on demand channel available only on digital cable in the United States and Canada.



Link to the Becky Wunder webcast conversation with Gange: http://www.howard.tv/?videoId=174

Hugh Jackman Has an Uncensored Conversation with Howard Stern



Photo courtesy: Howard TV



As usual, Howard Stern got down to the nitty-gritty when interviewing Hugh Jackman on the Howard Stern Show today, including a range of topics that no other talk show could touch. The full 45 minute interview can be seen in its entirety on Howard TV On Demand starting tomorrow. The completely uncensored and personal chat covers Hugh’s physical prowess – he can bench press 300 pounds - his mother abandoning the family when he was a youngster; getting over OCD; why he became a producer on Wolverine and the gorgeous women he has worked with. Howard delves into the topic of whether Jackman gets aroused during love scenes, which elicits a shocking revelation. While in production on the movie Swordfish, he had the enviable job of being on set with a topless Halle Berry for three days. On the rumors that he is gay, Jackman says, “You Americans are too hung up on this issue. These rumors mean I finally made it in this business!”



Although he was amazed to be hosting the Academy Awards, Jackman admitted he was actually more nervous when he had to sing the national anthem a decade ago in front of 100,000 people. Although Howard teased him to “drop that phony accent,” (the Australian one), Jackman explained his mastery of the American accent. About their shared interest in Transcendental Meditation, “It changed my life completely,” said Jackman. As he left to go to an interview on Good Morning America, Howard recommended that Jackman should ask Diane Sawyer if she was wearing panties. All in a day’s work.



The entire interview can be seen starting May 1 on Howard TV On Demand and will be available for about three weeks. More info at www.howard.tv.. To embed or link to a short video clip from the interview, go to: http://www.howard.tv/?videoId=175

Queen of Mean news

HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS!

GET READY, BEYOTCHES!
LISA TO APPEAR ON HOWARD
CHANNELS -- NOT ONCE BUT
TWICE -- ON MON., MAY 11!

Mark your calendars and fire up your
Sirius Satellite Radios! Lisa will be
rocking the Howard channels both in
the mornin' and the evenin' on
Monday, May 11.

First, at 7:30 a.m. EDT, the Queen of
Mean will hang with the King of All
Media, and regale him with stories
about everything from her pilot shoot
with Michael Strahan and the Bravo
A-List Awards to her completely whacked
out dating experiences of late. Has
Lisa gone back to whitey? Guess you’ll
have to listen to Howard 100 on Monday,
May 11, at 7:30, and find out for
yourself.

Then at 7 p.m. EDT that same night, set
your Sirius dial to Howard 101 for
another of LL's highly anticipated
one-hour specials. This time, Lisa will
conduct the "Lisa G. Dating Game," where
she will use her relationship wisdom to
help the Howard Stern newswoman find
true love.

For more info on Howard 100 and 101 on
Sirius Satellite Radio, check out:
http://tinyurl.com/Lisa-on-Howard-Stern



LISA ADDS 2ND SHOW AT
THE CHICAGO THEATER ON
SATURDAY, JUNE 20!
PRE-SALE STARTS TODAY!

Couldn't grab your tickets fast enough
for Lisa's first Chicago show on Saturday,
June 20? Well, not to worry! LL has added
a second show for that same day at the
famed Chicago Theater, so her fans who
were shut out won’t miss out.

The pre-sale starts today! Just visit
Ticketmaster.com at 10 a.m. CDT and enter
the password "humorous" to get your tickets
for the 9:30 p.m. show!
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Ticketmaster



THE QUEEN OF MEAN'S FIRST
BOOK, "CHOCOLATE, PLEASE,"
AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!!

It's the autobiography you've all been
waiting to read! It's Lisa's first
tell-all book and, trust us, it leaves
no stone unturned. Read about her litany
of chocolate daddies, her at-times
hilarious struggles with food, fat and
men, and her crazy Italian, Catholic
family. Behind-the-scenes stories about
the roasts, plus Lisa's uproarious
opinions on every subject under the sun
make this book the must-read it is!

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"Chocolate Please: My Adventures in Food,
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