God Bless Janks, F-Langford

by I. Humphrey

It takes one to know one, and Lange knows one, a fellow sufferer that is. How gratifying, even if long in coming was it to hear Lange utter a few timid words in Janks' defense at the merciless attack he's been put through by the $500,000,000 Howard Stern Show Machine in the form of Steven The Shit, Mud Langford.

If this is how Howard treats his friends and loyal fans, I'd hate to see how he treats his enemies. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach is dead. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach is dead. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach is dead, but hey, at least his demise made for a few hard-hitting, real news stories for Langford and his puppet-master. Must Janks die for the show, too? Well it's 13-days to the Ides of March, so, "Et tu Brute?"

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "Throw'em to the lions, beyaaatch!"

Howardshrine.com Presents: Who Said This?

I was a fan of the show from the day he started broadcasting in LA. I went with Drew Carey when he was doing publicity for the Drew Carey Show, that was the first time I was actually in the studio. That is the interesting thing about the show is that people who are fans of the show become friends of the show or become on-air personalities with the show. That's true of Artie Lange, Ralph, Richard and Sal and my girlfriend who has also become a part of the show. That's incredible. If you're a fan of the Drew Carey Show, you could sit in the audience and that would be fun and all but you're not going to get a chance to be a part of the show. That's what makes Howard great. I have developed shows for Artie Lange. I did, with my new show Sam's Game which is airing on Playboy in June, I had Artie and Ralph on my show so I guess I've already been in that situation. Alison Norris, Fred's wife, is a great actress. As far as doing anything with anyone in the Wack Pack, I mean, this shows the genius of Howard. These are people, whatever their talents, are of no use to anyone outside of Howard. If anyone other than Howard were interviewing them, I don't think they would be as interesting. Put them on with Howard and suddenly you have fascinating radio. It really is a testament to him that these people are entertaining. So I don't think it would work with anyone else.

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