How about an authenic ass napkin from the one and only Ass Napkin Ed?
Ass Napkin Ed:
Own a part of Howard Stern Show history! this is the actual napkin worn in pocket on the second appearance of Ass Napkin Ed on the show!Brand NEW condition, never been used. Was only in his pocket. Authenticity to be confirmed on Stern Fan Network message board by the VIP himself!
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