"I'm a tortured fan" by allegrabene from SFN

I'm a tortured fan
I’m a tortured fan
I’m a tortured fan
I can’t believe I fell for this scam

The channel tagline
No more Bullshit
Has morphed into
At 10am we quit

Strippers ride the sybian
It’s gotten really old
What a bill of goods
Stern nation was sold

There's Jack and Rod
Unfunny prank calls
The show should move to OutQ
With Richard licking Sal's balls

Mel pleads his case
The companies need to merge
Thinking with a straight face
Which channels he’ll purge

Tahiti Village
And Save the Bees
Ashley Madison
Is this funny or sleaze?

Four day work weeks
And an intern show
Guaranteed entertainment?
Now they let Bubba go

They don’t have the budget
For Vegas remotes
We know the King’s holdings
His salary in quotes

What a disappointment
A sad state of affairs
Then the King is questioned
And he just doesn’t care

I’m a tortured fan
I’m a tortured fan
I can’t believe I fell for this scam

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