Queen of Mean news

HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS!

GET READY, BEYOTCHES!
LISA TO APPEAR ON HOWARD
CHANNELS -- NOT ONCE BUT
TWICE -- ON MON., MAY 11!

Mark your calendars and fire up your
Sirius Satellite Radios! Lisa will be
rocking the Howard channels both in
the mornin' and the evenin' on
Monday, May 11.

First, at 7:30 a.m. EDT, the Queen of
Mean will hang with the King of All
Media, and regale him with stories
about everything from her pilot shoot
with Michael Strahan and the Bravo
A-List Awards to her completely whacked
out dating experiences of late. Has
Lisa gone back to whitey? Guess you’ll
have to listen to Howard 100 on Monday,
May 11, at 7:30, and find out for
yourself.

Then at 7 p.m. EDT that same night, set
your Sirius dial to Howard 101 for
another of LL's highly anticipated
one-hour specials. This time, Lisa will
conduct the "Lisa G. Dating Game," where
she will use her relationship wisdom to
help the Howard Stern newswoman find
true love.

For more info on Howard 100 and 101 on
Sirius Satellite Radio, check out:
http://tinyurl.com/Lisa-on-Howard-Stern



LISA ADDS 2ND SHOW AT
THE CHICAGO THEATER ON
SATURDAY, JUNE 20!
PRE-SALE STARTS TODAY!

Couldn't grab your tickets fast enough
for Lisa's first Chicago show on Saturday,
June 20? Well, not to worry! LL has added
a second show for that same day at the
famed Chicago Theater, so her fans who
were shut out won’t miss out.

The pre-sale starts today! Just visit
Ticketmaster.com at 10 a.m. CDT and enter
the password "humorous" to get your tickets
for the 9:30 p.m. show!
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Ticketmaster



THE QUEEN OF MEAN'S FIRST
BOOK, "CHOCOLATE, PLEASE,"
AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!!

It's the autobiography you've all been
waiting to read! It's Lisa's first
tell-all book and, trust us, it leaves
no stone unturned. Read about her litany
of chocolate daddies, her at-times
hilarious struggles with food, fat and
men, and her crazy Italian, Catholic
family. Behind-the-scenes stories about
the roasts, plus Lisa's uproarious
opinions on every subject under the sun
make this book the must-read it is!

To have it in your mailbox before it
hits stores on September 15, pre-order
"Chocolate Please: My Adventures in Food,
Fat and Freaks" now at Amazon.com!
http://tinyurl.com/LLBookonAmazon



For more info on Lisa, including her entire
schedule, go to http://www.InsultComic.com